Monday, January 19, 2009

What's the diff. between ...

A pregnant lady and a drunk? they both:

1.) walk funny
2.) pee often
3.) tend to puke unexpectedly
4.) are moody
5.) can be irrational
6.) can't put a coherent sentence together
7.) pass out on the couch for hours
8.) burst into tears for no reason
9.) "beer belly"

but the one difference I have noticed is that after a period of experiencing extreme symptoms while both may enter a medical treatment facility only one will walk out with a baby ... (hopefully).

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