I guess I need to rethink my list (see below) since many of you think wet t.p. might be kind of nice every once in a while and prepaid cremation is a good investement.
Here are the newest things not found in my shopping cart:
1. hemp tampons
2. vintage underwear
3. fake hair: like a toupee, no one is fooled.
Now I have to admit I bought some once and spent 2 hours trying to make it work, it never did and my kids now play with it like it is some strange pet.
( Jeannette and Brianna, I'll be sending you a brochure on a"Simple, Economical, Dignified" cremation certificate that could win you a free "environmentally friendly" cremation.)
3 comments:
Ok, I have a few comments and questions.
1. Actually, I think anything hemp is great. It's an amazing plant and it is only because of our own intolerant stupidity that many man-made products are not made out of this wonderful and renewable resource.
2. Vintage Underwear: Why not? You wear mine.
3. For some cancer patients, this is an essential. I think it is insensitive that you would be so cavalier to consider yourself "above" this possibility.
As for this comment: "...I bought some once and spent 2 hours trying to make it work... ...kids now play with it, etc..."
Is this in reference to item #1, 2, or 3?
very funny p-mo
#1 - all I can say is Ouch!
#2 not since I had Eliannah
#3 I'm not talking wigs I'm talking fake ponytails ... that I let the kids play with ... that looks now looks like a flattened gerbil.
What about this....? http://www.cleanishappy.com/
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