I guess I need to rethink my list (see below) since many of you think wet t.p. might be kind of nice every once in a while and prepaid cremation is a good investement.
Here are the newest things not found in my shopping cart:
1. hemp tampons
2. vintage underwear
3. fake hair: like a toupee, no one is fooled.
Now I have to admit I bought some once and spent 2 hours trying to make it work, it never did and my kids now play with it like it is some strange pet.
( Jeannette and Brianna, I'll be sending you a brochure on a"Simple, Economical, Dignified" cremation certificate that could win you a free "environmentally friendly" cremation.)
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