1. pre-moistened toilet paper
2. pre-cooked bacon ... that you warm up in the microwave
3. do-it-yourself microdermabrasion a.k.a facial sandblaster
4. cellulite cream (i hav enuf thnx!)
5. prepaid cremation
Where did I come up with that last one? I got some junk mail urging me to buy now or enter my name in their monthly drawing. They were even thoughtful enough to suggest that if I had already taken care of my burial expenses I could pass along the savings to a friend. Only one lucky winner per month but they didn't limit the amount of times you could win. I wonder if I could get my whole family taken care of?
This is almost as bad as Costco selling coffins (not in SLO or Smra). If you ever have to buy a sixpack of coffins my heart goes out to you.
Don't get me wrong, I am a coupon shopper, I do my best to save every penny I can but I don't think I would ever go with the cheapest:
1.) lasic eye surgery
2.) safety harness
3.) professional daycare
4.) bike helmet
5.) survival guide
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