What's the diff. between ...

A pregnant lady and a drunk? they both:

1.) walk funny

2.) pee often

3.) tend to puke unexpectedly

4.) are moody

5.) can be irrational

6.) can't put a coherent sentence together

7.) pass out on the couch for hours

8.) burst into tears for no reason

9.) "beer belly"

but the one difference I have noticed is that after a period of experiencing extreme symptoms while both may enter a medical treatment facility only one will walk out with a baby ... (hopefully).